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Post  psycho_boots on Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:12 pm

Chuck Norris once fought against German fighter jets, he just pointed at them and yelled BANG!!!!!!

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Post  psycho_boots on Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:13 pm

when chuck norris does push ups he doesnt lift himself, he pushes the earth down

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Post  D7P7 Criminal Bizzy on Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:17 pm

The Tsunami affects felt in Hawaii were not because of and earthquake.......the truth is that Chuck Norris was practicing karate chops under water
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Post  psycho_boots on Tue Mar 02, 2010 12:20 pm

when chuck norris goes to sleep he sleeps with a flash light... not because he scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of him.

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Post  psycho_boots on Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:22 pm

When u try to kill chuck Norris he doesn't die, he gets pissed

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Post  D7P5 Delta on Tue Mar 02, 2010 6:59 pm

The first one is funny as hell lol!

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Post  D7P7 Criminal Bizzy on Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:19 am

The reason they called Abraham Lincoln "Honest Abe" wasn't because he never told a lie, it was because Chuck Norris caught him in a lie once
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Post  psycho_boots on Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:38 pm

Recently the united states recalled all history books because there was a very big falls fact. The communism didn't fall beause the Berlin wall fell it fell because the Americans aired a marathon of Delta Force and the Russians were afraid that they were gonna send Chuck Norris after them!

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Post  psycho_boots on Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:40 pm

I heard that there was this one time chuck Norris had a starring contest against a statue and won!!

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Post  psycho_boots on Wed Mar 03, 2010 11:29 pm

Chuck Norris killed people just by flipping them off!

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Post  D7P7 Criminal Bizzy on Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:16 pm

Chuck Norris invented the Internet
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Post  psycho_boots on Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:06 pm

Chuck Norris is the only man alive that can round house kick u via email!

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Post  D7P Badfish on Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:01 pm

Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass... at night.
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Post  D7P Badfish on Fri Mar 05, 2010 11:03 pm

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Post  psycho_boots on Sun Mar 07, 2010 9:48 am

One time they made Chuck Norris toilet paper but it was quickly removed from shelves beacuse it wouldnt take shit from no one!

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Post  D7P7 Criminal Bizzy on Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:06 pm

On Chuck Norris' ID his beard is listed as an Organ.
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Post  D7PVLusciousLiz on Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:51 am

why are u guys talking about chuck norris , his not even important ?
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Post  DaFonse on Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:43 am

lmao

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Post  D7P7 Criminal Bizzy on Fri Apr 23, 2010 9:08 am

D7PVLusciousLiz wrote:why are u guys talking about chuck norris , his not even important ?
Did you read the title?? IT's true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! affraid

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Post  psycho_boots on Tue May 04, 2010 8:51 am

BECAUSE ITS TRUE FACT ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS....

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT HIM? CUZ HE IS FOOKIN AWESOME!!!

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Post  D7P7 Criminal Bizzy on Tue May 04, 2010 9:18 am

Chuck Norris' beard violated Psycho Boots Evil or Very Mad
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Post  psycho_boots on Tue May 04, 2010 11:18 am

WTF! ill never tell you shit again....


ur just pissed off cuz Chuck caught u violating your dog... seriously dude what the hell did you do to ur dog? why does he walk funny?

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Post  D7P7 Criminal Bizzy on Tue May 04, 2010 11:22 am

Aww dude I don't even like pets what the fuck!!!!
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Post  psycho_boots on Tue May 04, 2010 11:27 am

even more reason for u to do what u did to that poor dog

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Post  psycho_boots on Tue May 04, 2010 11:29 am

besides this is true facts of the NORRIS...

Once Chuck Norris looked into the sun and pierced a whole right through it

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